A place where I find random cool shit and obsess over fictional characters. What are you doing here?
I also like birds, fish and anything that has scales, extinct or extant.
I rant a lot about stupid shit and I don't shut up so if you're afraid of the big scary text walls, go away.
Occasionally I write Javik/Liara short fanfiction for Mass Effect. If you guys who have Liara as their LI feel uncomfortable with that, I'm sorry.
Wait, no, I honestly couldn't give less of a shit.
Yes, in case you haven't noticed, I am kind of an asshole.
I'm not writing smut, SO STOP ASKING!
ugh idk if this is a glitch or something but this is the second time I’ve killed a big daddy with no little sister in sight
No Atlas, they’re just fucking nuts and started up shitty cults, I thought we established this already
I’m supposed to find this stupid enzyme where all these bees are but I can’t find more than two
granted it’s hard to search because every fucking time I explore in there some shitbags spawn and try to kill me and I’m running out of ammo
is there some trick I’m not getting here?
UNLEASH THE BEEES REYA!
yeah the possibilities of giving a bunch of addicted lunatics the powers of shooting fire and bees out of their asses. I’m sure this couldn’t possibly backfire on us in any way
"Geez, buddy… did something crawl up your ass and- OH. OH GOD. NOT THE BEES!"
I SAID I DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW
I thought we were talking about genetic upgrades? how is this a genetic upgrade? how would it even fucking work where do those insects come fr-
Nevermind, I don’t want to know
living in a place where it costs $5 to go to the bathroom? ok
having to worry about dying or going blind from completely unregulated products? ok
no upwards mobility? ok
Water in the wine? NO YOU’RE GOING TOO FUCKING FAR