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Reyairia

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A place where I find random cool shit and obsess over fictional characters. What are you doing here?

I also like birds, fish and anything that has scales, extinct or extant.

I rant a lot about stupid shit and I don't shut up so if you're afraid of the big scary text walls, go away.

Occasionally I write Javik/Liara short fanfiction for Mass Effect. If you guys who have Liara as their LI feel uncomfortable with that, I'm sorry.

Wait, no, I honestly couldn't give less of a shit.

Yes, in case you haven't noticed, I am kind of an asshole.

I'm not writing smut, SO STOP ASKING!

never google yourself, joker said

spicyshimmy:

‘guess i should’ve listened to joker,’ shepard said.

‘could’ve been worse,’ kaidan said. ‘hey, it could’ve said kaidan is whiny, right?’

‘could’ve misspelled your name, too,’ shepard agreed.

‘i find self-googling to be a deeply rewarding experience, actually,’ liara said.

‘you rigged the search engines to be nice, didn’t you?’ shepard asked. 

‘i didn’t have to rig the search engines,’ garrus said.

‘hell yeah,’ james said. 

perrydotto:

The Kirk way of being diplomatic.

This would be my way of being diplomatic in ME.
funny enough, I’m actually a virgin. Humans inhibit my sex drive.

perrydotto:

The Kirk way of being diplomatic.

This would be my way of being diplomatic in ME.

funny enough, I’m actually a virgin. Humans inhibit my sex drive.