posted 1 year ago
posted 1 year ago
never google yourself, joker said

spicyshimmy:

‘guess i should’ve listened to joker,’ shepard said.

‘could’ve been worse,’ kaidan said. ‘hey, it could’ve said kaidan is whiny, right?’

‘could’ve misspelled your name, too,’ shepard agreed.

‘i find self-googling to be a deeply rewarding experience, actually,’ liara said.

‘you rigged the search engines to be nice, didn’t you?’ shepard asked. 

‘i didn’t have to rig the search engines,’ garrus said.

‘hell yeah,’ james said. 

posted 2 years ago

urdnot-jetxor:

[I REGRET NOTHING.]

*HIGH-FIVE*

posted 2 years ago
posted 2 years ago

perrydotto:

The Kirk way of being diplomatic.

This would be my way of being diplomatic in ME.

funny enough, I’m actually a virgin. Humans inhibit my sex drive.

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posted 2 years ago

megustamemes:

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posted 2 years ago
posted 2 years ago

I figure that’s a good sign…?

posted 2 years ago

megustamemes:

how about rest of the week?

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posted 2 years ago

fyeahwriterleopard:

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Me.