All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and see them as actual people.
Dear FlutterMac fans,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
FlutterMac is a crack pairing. Do you know what that means? It means it has no evidence in canon. Even when it comes to MLP ships, it’s a crack pairing.
Hell even before this silly Hs+Hs thing, TwiMac had more going for it. They actually talked to each other, his discorded self licked her, and he did run off with her stuffed animal. But you know what? As much as I like it, TwiMac would still be a crack pairing. And you don’t see me behaving like a twat like this, even if just with that I have more than your stupid “they stood next to each other!” bullshit.
Hell, DashMac has more going for it.
Hell, Dislestia has more going for it, and that’s definitely a crack pairing.
But you know what? You don’t see me behave like this when the premise of Hearts and Hooves was announced. Or going to FlutterMac fanart and crying OMG HE’S CHEATING ON TWILIGHT! like you fuckheads love doing. Or demand that the artist draws Big Mac with Twilight next. Or any of that fucking bullshit I see spammed all over TwiMac art. You don’t see DashMac fans doing it either. Or anybody fucking else.
FLUTTERMAC IS NOT CANON. IT HAS NOTHING GOING FOR IT. STOP BEHAVING LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOT SHIPPERS.
… Yet more evidence this fucking fandom cannot tell the difference between fanfiction and actual fucking canon. *headdesk*
Dear people who are bitching about fluttermac fans:
You have no room to get pissy and bitchy at us when you are doing the same fuckig thing and not only that, but generalizing all of us as whiny bitches. Just because something isnt canon doesnt make it stupid. So fucking what if i wanna ship people who dont interact togehter just cuz i think theyd be cute? If i wanna, I CAN. ITS A FREE FUCKING COUNTRY. JUST TRY AND STOP ME. OH WAIT. YOU CANT. SO BEFORE YOU TELL US TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY DONT YOU THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH AND SOUND LIKE A WHINY BITCH ASS MORON. Thank you. ^_^
A) Wow I made this like over a fucking year ago.
B) You’re not helping your case. Like at all.
FUCK I DIDN’T NOTICE EARLIER
THE OFFICIAL STEVEN MAGNET TOY
HIS OFFICIAL NAME IS STEVEN MAGNET
HASBRO USED THE NAME YOUTUBE’S AUTO-TRANSCRIPTIONS GAVE HIM AS HIS CANONICAL NAME